About Me

My photo
I am a below knee amputee. More importantly, I am also Mommy to two boys, a very active 10 year old (Robby) and an mischievous toddler (Timmy). I have learned that being a parent with a disability can create some unusual and sometimes humorous situations. This blogger is available for hire! Let's talk and learn how a blog can expand your business.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Running Away

I have discovered another "benefit" of wearing a prosthetic. A few days after working in the yard, I now only develop a poison ivy rash on one leg! I really need to remember that "leaves of three--let it be" saying, especially when working in the woods!

My leg, both wrists and my elbows are covered with an ugly, icky poison ivy rash. Between the calamine lotion and the bumps, I am beginning to look a bit like Patrick the Starfish from SpongeBob. Poison ivy isn't just itchy; it is painful!

My sister, who suffered a stroke last month, was readmitted to the hospital on Wednesday night. Information has been sketchy, which has contributed to the frustration and our growing feeling of helplessness. We know that she fell down her stairs, but we are unclear if the headache preceded her tumble. She has no broken bones, but is having difficulty with her speech and mobility.

I would be lying if I didn't admit to being worried, but I am trying to remain strong so that I can be of some assistance during this time. Sometimes it is just hard always trying to be strong! I will update the blog over the weekend when I have more information. In the meantime, all we can do is try to keep her children as happy as possible.

I suppose my mind was occupied with thinking about my sister and not scratching my rash when I took a misstep yesterday afternoon. I was holding the laundry basket and missed the bottom four steps. I didn't fall far, and thankfully I didn't break anything. Unfortunately I banged my elbow which immediately became swollen and purple.

Ironically, my elbow is almost the same shade of purple as the colored paint that Robby was splattering all over my dining room walls when I fell. He had discovered a new painting technique which creates little dots of colors on the paper. Unfortunately, it also covered everything within a five foot radius. (My poor white cat Sophie is now donning purple, red and yellow dots for Easter.)

Last week ended with my feeling optimistic and excited. In the course of one week my stress levels have soared as I worry about my sister in the hospital. My body is covered with red poison ivy bumps, my elbow is purple and my cat is now sporting a new fur colored polka dotted coat. My cream walls now look like they have been painted by Jackson Pollock. Robby Rotten has seized the opportunity and has been hopscotching all over my remaining nerve. I can hardly wait for the adventures that lie ahead of me this weekend! (Am I too old to run away from home?)

2 comments:

  1. no you are not to old to run away lol--just hold on a few months till I can take time off and we should run away to some mommy needs a break place lol. I'm sorry about your sister and am praying and thinking of her and your family. Wish I had a cure for the poison Ivy but so far in my life I've been lucky enough not to encounter that green menace! Hope your icing down your elbow--that might help a bit. As for the cat and your walls--try to think of them as festive? Here is something to put a smile on your face for a min.--I just got a call from my mother-in-law who on St. Patty's day had enjoyed the holiday with a few to many, she had already committed to having one of my twins and a cousin (both 13) sleep over that night. Well all went well till today when she received a call that her cable bill was high--it would seem the boy's had taken full opportunity of Grandma sleeping VERY soundly and had ordered dirty movies... So far all suspects are blaming the other and Grandma now has a block on her cable lol

    ReplyDelete
  2. Tina, that actually made me laugh aloud! I can't imagine how I would react if/ when Robby does that! He did order porn once on pay per view, but he was 6 months old and simply pressing buttons on the remote.

    ReplyDelete